Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply
not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Albert Einstein

"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man."

J. Robert Oppenheimer

"I wouldn't want to be a member of an organization that would have me as a member"

Groucho Marx

 
 
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way."
 
Homer Simpson

 

"Creasy's art is death, and he is getting ready to create his masterpiece"

                                          Rayburn (Christopher Walken) from the movie Man On Fire

"When you are a child you want to be just like your father, when you are a teenager you don't want to have anything to do with him and when you become an adult you realize you are just like him"

 

Charles Farmer (Billy Bob Thornton in The Astronaut Farmer)

"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials."

Newt Gingrich

 

 

"Political Correctness" 

 A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media,  which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the "clean end".   Unknown

 

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that don't understand binary math and those that do!
(unknown)

 

 

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
(John Adams, Diplomat and US President)